Child event: hell addition

[opheliaafterdeath]

The sun is shining, the birds are singing and over the phones and in their brain Lucifer is chatting away. That time of the month, torture, teaching responsibility, yada-yada. Although to his credit, Lucifer's been trying for less harsh ones now that he's told God to kick the curb but he does have to do his job. And he sounds particularly amused this time.

But Nekane is warm, comfortable and content to ignore the bullshit until said bullshit ends up at their doorstep. And until then, they roll over in bed and try to go back to sleep. They finally fixed their damn sleeping schedule and like hell they're going to let it go out of control again.

Not after Héctor helped them for so long.

There's something in their arms though and it's keeping them awake. For a moment they think it's Héctor and that'd be fine but it's...far too small to be Héctor. Way too small.

So they crack one eye open. Pause. Open the other eye and blinks.

Before promptly screaming.

"WHAT THE FUCK?!"

There's....why is there a kid??? Here????